These signs combine humor with a strict warning to effectively deter unauthorized vehicles on private property. Property owners frequently use do not even think of parking here signs to protect driveways and reserved spots without the harsh, bureaucratic tone of standard towing signage.
On private property, owners have the right to restrict access, and these signs serve as a valid warning. However, for strict legal enforcement, we recommend pairing them with code-compliant tow away zone signs that cite specific local statutes and vehicle recovery information required by local authorities.
Despite the humorous message, we manufacture these using the same industrial-grade materials as official traffic signs. They feature heavy-duty, rust-proof aluminum and 3M reflective sheeting to ensure the warning remains visible day and night, resisting fading for over 10 years.
Yes, you can modify the text to add specific instructions or penalties. Our custom parking signs tool allows you to create a unique message, such as this customizable no parking template, to fit your exact security needs while keeping the "Do Not Even Think..." theme.
We offer various dimensions to suit different viewing distances. The most popular option is the 12" x 18" vertical parking sign, but larger sizes like 18" x 24" are available for bigger lots. You can view all size options in our funny parking signs collection.
Made famous in the '80's these parking signs have been proven to get results - no matter where you place them.
Call our sales team at (800) 952-1457 and get your quote in minutes!
Mon - Fri 8:00am to 7:00pm EST
Friendly service. Fast, affordable shipping on over 15,000+ products.
Happy customers are our top priority.
Lowest prices online.
Orders over $14.95 ship free!
Can't find what you need? Our signs are customizable to fit your needs.
Stock products ship in 1 day.
You can't beat our standards. 3M warranty.
Best price guarantee. Fast, free shipping.
